Title: Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010)
Directed by: Joseph Guzman
Actors: Asun Ortega, David Castro and Perry D’Marco
Description: Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER.
Review: It’s hard to understand this movie if you don’t know what you’re getting yourself in to. This isn’t a serious movie and a few of the scenes aren’t easy to watch. There are seriously anti-catholic elements at play, and I’m not surprised by the even 5.0 rating. You’re either going to love this movie or completely hate it.This is a throwback to sleazy seventies exploitation / revenge movies. It has a distinct Tarantino vibe, so if you liked Kill Bill or Grindhouse, this will be right up your alley.The acting is cheesy, and purposefully so. Each of the actors does a great job of overplaying their respective character. The bad guys are super evil, the victims are disgustingly pathetic, and the heroine is a badass. When watching this film, you get the impression that director Joseph Guzman created exactly what he set out to make. If boobs, guns, head shots, nuns, church corruption and severed penises excite you, check this one out! As long as you remember this isn’t a serious movie you’ll love it. If you are catholic, avoid it!!