Directed by: Joseph W. Sarno
Stars: Rachel Adams, John Aristedes, Kimberly August
Country: Usa | Dvdrip
Description: Aphrodite is keeping an eye on things on earth from Mount Olympus while bumbling hero, Theseus, and his two muscle-bound buddies, encounter danger and crack corny jokes on their way to King Minos’ palace. King Minos is married to the vulgar and voracious Queen Scylla. Minos discovers that his long-lost niece is the rightful ruler of Greece and devises a plan to keep her from being found… after dutifully watching his horny wife do a hootchie-coochie dance. Minos plans on having his servant Pandora (RIA MILAN) use her charms to distract Theseus from his mission and lead him to the land of the Amazons where, hopefully, he’ll most certainly be killed. Meanwhile, on Mount Olympus, Zeus is in search of a “gullible schnook” to guard a wooden chest “full of trouble” and decides Theseus is the man for the job. Zeus tells Theseus to protect the box with his life, and the gods proceed to create mischief and mayhem for the unwary mortals. King Minos, dressed in drag (!?!), infiltrates the glamorous Amazon tribe to check on how his plan is going. And in the end, Theseus gets more than he bargained for… including Pandora and the Magic Box!