Directed by: Godfrey Ho
Stars: Cynthia Rothrock, Don Niam and John Miller
Country: Hong Kong
Also known as: Cui hua kuang mo, Akatanikiti, Die Unbesiegbare, Fainaruhiito, Final Heat, O Desafio Final, Oi aittitoi, Street Queen und Killer, Undefeatable – furia invincibile
Description: Kristi Jones avenges her sister’s death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist.
Review: Possibly the best creation in human history…. When I first saw this movie, I soiled myself. Not only does it feature my favorite actor Don Niam, it also has my second favorite actor Todd Weinguard as Maniac Gang member #4. This movie contains Don Niam’s hair which is probably the most significant thing to ever happen to theater. Ever. It should be required by law that everyone must watch this movie. I will definitely name my first,second, and fourth child Stingray. My third child will be named anus for obvious reasons. Anyways, I highly recommend this movie. If you want to cry, laugh, defecate on yourself, and become erect at the same time, see this movie. Please make a sequel Mr. Ho.